Holden Secretbees

Future warning: This future bio may feature future spoilers. Read at your own risk.


Holden Secretbees is the main driving character in the Secretbees universe. His parents are George Washington Carver and Cleopatra, though he was raised by his adopted mother Miranda Secretbees.

Miscellaneous Info

Holden's favorite food is crunchy peanut butter

Holden can always be spotted in a crowed, because he wears a turquoise t-shirt with a yellow "H" featured prominently on the front.

If you happen to be looking down at the ground, or possibly you are a crawling baby, you will be able to find Holden by his stylish socks and sandals.

Family

Father: George Washington Carver, Will Smith (Adopted)

Mother: Cleopatra, Miranda (Adopted)

Siblings: Holdution (Mercution/Cleopatra),Dlanor (not confirmable; Unknown/Cleopatra)

Education

Holden, despite protests from his family and friends, majored in 1920s slang in elementary school. In an attempt to assuage his mother's fears, he got a minor in deduction.

Life

Holden grew up in West Future Town, where he was childhood friends with Dlanor Yelsaew. Following a traumatic event in which he discovered that Miranda wasn't his biological mother, Holden snapped. His future magic was released, causing the atomization of Dlanor and irreparable damage to his own mind.

At the age of 14, Holden's mother contracted appendix cancer, and Holden, ignoring the fact that they had insurance--health insurance became a right in the future following the election of Robot Bernie Sanders--he joined the MME to win enough money to pay for her operation.

Following his victory at the MME where he became the youngest victor in future history, Holden faced Mercution for the first, and far from the last, time.

Holden went on to cause and prevent an alien attack, travel through time to repair the Age Decompiler, and become the savior of future space when, with the help of his half-brother Holdution, he journeyed across future space to stop Mercution, now headquartered on Mercution-ury, from conquering the future universe.

Holden then went on to steal invent skytrains. He started Skytrain Incorporated with Leo, and the two of them became inter-future-national successes.

During a Skytrain test flight, Leo was kidnapped by the Trail of Tears Trio, and Holden ventured to the UP to rescue him. It is here that he met Will, who became Holden's adopted father, and Teddy.

Following the death of Teddy in the UP, Holden fell into a future drug fueled madness. Dlanor found Holden, warning him of Mercution's plan to use the Sinister Five to claim the MME championship for himself so that he could use the fame to take over the world. Holden competed, and nearly won. However, Holden was not informed that this MME was a quarter quell, and the special rule stated that he must win the final match with a teammate. Following his victory, Mercution put Holden to sleep.

Holden wouldn't wake up for one whole year, and when he did he found the world to have been taken over by Mercution, now known as Mercudinotion, and his Dino Robocops. Holden then teamed with Will and Leo to form a resistance group. They were able to get to Mercudinotion's headquarters, and Holden made quick work of the dictator. Following their battle, Holden, know part dinosaur and known as Holdino, claimed the throne as his own.

Holden then worked from the shadows to maintain his position as Evil Dino Dictator (EDD) with the help of his Dino-eth Eaters. As a way to fund his dictatorship, Holdino created BaskinMockingbirds. Following his fight with The Order of the Bull Moose, Holdino turned back into Holden.

Following his dictatorship, Holden had his magic taken away and was ordered community service to repay society. Quickly, however, he was back to his old ways. Working as a writer for Azuzfeld, Holden quickly climbed the Future Hollywood ladder, supplanting Holdution as King of Hollywood. From then on Holden was known as King of Hollywood Hollywood Holden.

Following a very public breakdown, Holden was dragged off to Future California's maximum security prison. While there, Holden got his magic back.

Holden then attempted to once more take over the world by force, but in the end was caught by Dlanor. In the end, they agree to a coin flip, and Holden loses. Though his loss supposedly resulted in his death, the actual events following the coin flip are unknown.