The Goblet of Water

      First appearing in The Annals of Holden Secretbees Part 2: The Goblet of Water: Chapter 2, The Goblet of Water is described by Alternate Future Holden Secretbees as having enough water to kill a single alien (as water is the only weakness aliens have and there is only future water left on earth). In reality is weapon able form a blade of pure hydronic energy which gives off a blue glow.

      Unless the weapon is activated it looks like a crumpled plastic cup spray painted gold. This was done to keep the unworthy from finding and using The Goblet of Water. Once the weapon is activated the hilt resembles a jewel-encrusted diamond chalice. The hydronic energy protrudes where liquids would traditionally be held.

Sharon Draper

Bio:
Sharon Draper (born August 21, 1948) is an American Children's writer. Best know for being the arch-nemesis of the Holden Secretbees series (and winning literary awards and being a very nice lady and stuff).
Rivalry:
In early 2013, Sharon Draper visited the school that the authors were attending. During her talk about life as an author, Draper said "Don't get into writing if you expect to make a lot of money". This angered the young authors who had planned to make a lot of money from writing cool books.
Using spite as their motivation, the authors dedicated their lives to earning tons of money and proving Sharon Draper wrong.
Moving Forward:
This rivalry will likely continue until the authors of the Holden Secretbees have earned enough money to send a solid gold middle finger statue to the home of Sharon Draper, thus proving her wrong by showing just how much money they have earned.

Note: The authors of the Holden Secretbees respect and admire all of what Sharon Draper has accomplished. They just want to earn money and prove her wrong.


Follow along with this epic rivalry by either tweeting #teamholden, or #teamdraper

Future Wizards

As opposed to normal wizards, who obtain magic through natural processes (like Hermione), future wizards obtain their magic and powers as a result of being born of parents from different timelines. Because of this, the resulting child simultaneously exists in two different timelines. The further back in their family history this mixed-timeline heritage goes, the more powerful the future wizard.

The spells future wizards cast are in actuality the result of them bending time to their will. This ability isn't often discovered until the future wizard grows out of their childish understanding of time. It is possibly, through a traumatic experience, for a child to gain access to their powers at an earlier age, often resulting in incredibly deadly outbursts of power.

Future wizards are also known to have other super-human qualities such as increased healing rates and a slower aging process.

The most prominent example of a future wizard is Holden Secretbees.

How Time Works in the Secretbees Universe

Questions about the general functions of time in the Holden Secretbees universe come up quite often. Though the people of the future do keep time in the form of "future time", it is far more fluid in Holden's world. With the advent of time machines and time manipulation devices, such as the "Age Decompiler", it became far too difficult to keep track of regular time, and alternate timelines quickly began to form. Eventually, the weight of all of these alternate timelines became too much for the fabric of space time, and they converged. This convergence created a single timeline without any order or structure. This is the timeline that Holden's adventures take place in.

Age Decompiler

The Age Decompiler is a mysterious piece of future technology first introduced in Chapter Eight Point-Five of Part 2: The Goblet of Water. Since its initial appearance, the Age Decompiler has shown various abilities, such as, but not limited to, decreasing the age of the user, transporting user through space, and transporting the user through time.

Skytrains Inc.

Basic Information

Skytrains are an airborne mode of transportation stolen invented by Leo and Holden. Together, they created Skytrains Incorporated, practically monopolizing the skytrain market with their Skytrains.

Fuel

Skytrains Incorporated skytrains run off of clouds that they collect whilst in flight. Though they are able to ride both by air and by track, it is almost unheard of for Skytrain skytrains to move by land. In fact, a Skytrain operator could easily be fired for grounding the vehicle unnecessarily, as it is quite difficult to refuel these skytrains if they run out of clouds while on land.

Cloudtrain

Though never mentioned in Jake's Edition, Cloudtrain is a skytrain competitor to Skytrains Incorporated.

The name Cloudtrain is misleading, as Cloudtrains don't actually run on clouds at all, unlike Skytrain skytrains. Cloudtrains oddly gain fuel by consuming railroad tigers. Though railroad tigers provide more energy than clouds, it's rare that a tiger walks onto a railroad just as a Cloudtrain is passing. Because of this, it's not uncommon for Cloudtrain conductors to carry large supplies of tigers to throw in front of the skytrains while flying.