To celebrate his victory,
Holden decided to reward himself with a treat from his favorite restaurant. After
a hearty meal at McDonald's, he returned to his dormitory at the MME.
Wow that was a tasty McChicken, he thought. I’ve never had a McChicken that good.
Just then, the wall to the
left of Holden exploded, and Dlanor crawled out of the opening.
“Holden Secretbees, I have
come to challenge you to an MME duel,” said Dlanor.
“No way, Jose. I totes killed
you a while ago.”
“Well, now I’m back, and we’re
going to fight!”
“Seriously?” moaned Holden,
but before he could continue moaning he was interrupted by the sound of a very
stupid voice.
“Do you smell what I’m
cooking, Mr. Toilet?” asked the voice.
“Wow, where is that horrendous
sound coming from?” asked Holden.
“It sounds like it’s coming
from the girl’s bathroom,” replied Dlanor.
“Let’s go check it out then,
bro.”
The duo ran to the girl’s
bathroom and Holden used his girl scanner to check and see if there were any
girls inside. When the scanner indicated that there were no females in the potty,
Dlanor and Holden entered.
“Oh gross,” said Holden.
“I’m going to be sick,” said
Dlanor, turning green.
Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson was
sitting on the floor drinking the water out of the toilet.
“The Rock, what are you doing,
you sick illegitimate child?” asked Holden.
“The Rock does not have to
answer you because The Rock is a movie star,” said the Rock.
“Why are you drinking toilet
water in the girl’s bathroom?” asked Dlanor.
Before he could answer, Holden
used avada kedavra on The Rock, who fell to the floor.
“Holden, what the hay?” asked
Dlanor.
Before Holden could reply, the
ground started to tremble. Just then, a hole in the floor opened up. The boys
decided to go into the hole, because nothing bad ever happens to people who go
into mysterious holes.
They traveled down the stairs
for five days and five nights, surviving off of the water from the moist walls
and the innards of spiders they found. When the pair reached the bottom, Holden
killed Dlanor with a quick throat punch.
“That’s for killing my father,
you sick monkey boy,” said Holden.
After Holden had completely
hidden the corpse, he moved on to explore the area, which appeared to be a
bunker. Imagine a big round room with nothing in it, but then add a lot of
military stuff like guns and flags and computers and guns. Also, tons of dead
cyborg alien people.
“What in the name of Calpurnia’s
pancakes is going on down here?” asked Holden with a grimace.
TO BE CONTINUED…
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